The Road Not Taken (Remixed Edition)

There are two paths before me,
One with dir-path well traveled,
And the other with grass lush and green-virgin,
And there I stood wondering which path to take.

It was so easy to follow what others did,
Just take the path well traveled,
It will be easy on the feet and burden of the body
Yet where's the sense of adventure I can't find it.

Yet the green path calls,
So lush and juicy were the grass,
calling and begging for their first adventurer,
like a virgin calling out for her first night (in spring).

I wondered then alone,
To step on the dirt path,
Or to take the virginity of the green grass,
since both options seemd to be nice.

Yet as time ran out,
One thought came to my mind,
I looked around me and stared at th two paths.,
And found out that I was lost.

For I've never seen the two paths before,
WTF WT WTF WTF.