A Joke Quite Cold

Once upon a time,there lived an ant and a grasshopper.
The grasshopper does nothing else but jump around and play. On the other
hand, the ant is so hardworking, looking for food all day long and store
them in it's nest.
Looking at his hardworking friend working so hard, the grasshopper ask,
"Hey, Ant! U dun have to relax ah? Always busy one. Come and play with me
lah."To which the ant replied, "I can't lah i have to store all these food."

"Haiyah! Relax lah. Why u bother storing all these food? When u hungry den
go find lah." the grasshopper told the ant again.
"Eh,cannot lah. I have to standby for the coming winter season.Then I no
need to panick mah. I think u oso must standby u know." the ant telling his
friend.
"Where got time...I go play better. U wanna store food u go ahead lah. I
continue playing ok.. bye!" And hop goes the grasshopper.
The Ant is a hardworking guy... oops i mean insect.
Not like thegrasshopper who is so lazy. And so as days, weeks, months go
by,the winter still has not come yet but the ant is still seen searching and
storing food.
The two friends happen to meet again. "Hey Ant! U stil haven't finished
storing food ah? Last time all the food all go where? So fast finish
ah?"asked grasshopper.
"I got keep but all overdue liao. So cannot eat anymore. All because winter
not here yet. Now i have to go and look for new food." sighed the ant.
"But ant ah.. U dun mind i ask ah.. Did u ever have athought that Malaysia
where got winter?" ask the grasshopper again.
"AHHHH????!!!!!" the ant was shocked!


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When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here," she said. "You must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony, but manages to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?"

"Tarzan check for bees."

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Little Mary always fell asleep at Sunday school so the nun asked him, "Who was our Lord and Savior?" Little Johnny who sat behind her took out a pin and pokes her in the butt, making Mary yell "Jesus Christ!"

Very good says the teacher. Mary falls back asleep. So the nun wakes her back up and asks, "Who created the universe?" Little Johnny pokes her in the butt with a pin again, making Mary yell, "God Almighty!"

The teacher says very good. And unconvinced that Mary would stay awake, she asks Mary, "What did Eve say to Adam after giving birth?" Little Mary jumped out of her seat and yells, "If you shove that thing in my butt one more time I'm gonna break it in half and shove it down youre throat."