The Road Not Taken (Remixed Edition)

There are two paths before me,
One with dir-path well traveled,
And the other with grass lush and green-virgin,
And there I stood wondering which path to take.

It was so easy to follow what others did,
Just take the path well traveled,
It will be easy on the feet and burden of the body
Yet where's the sense of adventure I can't find it.

Yet the green path calls,
So lush and juicy were the grass,
calling and begging for their first adventurer,
like a virgin calling out for her first night (in spring).

I wondered then alone,
To step on the dirt path,
Or to take the virginity of the green grass,
since both options seemd to be nice.

Yet as time ran out,
One thought came to my mind,
I looked around me and stared at th two paths.,
And found out that I was lost.

For I've never seen the two paths before,
WTF WT WTF WTF.

A Joke Quite Cold

Once upon a time,there lived an ant and a grasshopper.
The grasshopper does nothing else but jump around and play. On the other
hand, the ant is so hardworking, looking for food all day long and store
them in it's nest.
Looking at his hardworking friend working so hard, the grasshopper ask,
"Hey, Ant! U dun have to relax ah? Always busy one. Come and play with me
lah."To which the ant replied, "I can't lah i have to store all these food."

"Haiyah! Relax lah. Why u bother storing all these food? When u hungry den
go find lah." the grasshopper told the ant again.
"Eh,cannot lah. I have to standby for the coming winter season.Then I no
need to panick mah. I think u oso must standby u know." the ant telling his
friend.
"Where got time...I go play better. U wanna store food u go ahead lah. I
continue playing ok.. bye!" And hop goes the grasshopper.
The Ant is a hardworking guy... oops i mean insect.
Not like thegrasshopper who is so lazy. And so as days, weeks, months go
by,the winter still has not come yet but the ant is still seen searching and
storing food.
The two friends happen to meet again. "Hey Ant! U stil haven't finished
storing food ah? Last time all the food all go where? So fast finish
ah?"asked grasshopper.
"I got keep but all overdue liao. So cannot eat anymore. All because winter
not here yet. Now i have to go and look for new food." sighed the ant.
"But ant ah.. U dun mind i ask ah.. Did u ever have athought that Malaysia
where got winter?" ask the grasshopper again.
"AHHHH????!!!!!" the ant was shocked!


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When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here," she said. "You must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony, but manages to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?"

"Tarzan check for bees."

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Little Mary always fell asleep at Sunday school so the nun asked him, "Who was our Lord and Savior?" Little Johnny who sat behind her took out a pin and pokes her in the butt, making Mary yell "Jesus Christ!"

Very good says the teacher. Mary falls back asleep. So the nun wakes her back up and asks, "Who created the universe?" Little Johnny pokes her in the butt with a pin again, making Mary yell, "God Almighty!"

The teacher says very good. And unconvinced that Mary would stay awake, she asks Mary, "What did Eve say to Adam after giving birth?" Little Mary jumped out of her seat and yells, "If you shove that thing in my butt one more time I'm gonna break it in half and shove it down youre throat."

Preview

Greetings once more guys and galz. The first few pages were only the appetizers, more stuff is coming on like... TOTALLY, so just sit gith and enjoy... TOTALLY!!

Muarian Rap

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How to Show a Woman That You Care for Her

Have a special someone in mind? Wish to strengthen a friendship or relationship? Follow these simple steps to show a woman that you care for her.

Steps



1. Pay attention to her. Every time she is speaking to you, make an effort to look her in the eyes and understand what she is saying. If you do not understand, tell her. This will show her that you are listening and would like to hear what she has to say.


2. Be trustworthy. Prove yourself to her daily. If you give her your word that you will be there for her, follow through. How can anyone care for someone they lie to?


3. Respect her mind, body, and soul. She is a different individual. There are many paths of life and hers may be differing from yours. Accept her and cherish her for who she is.


4. Perform random acts of kindness. Be creative. Call her at work and tell her that you are thinking about her. Paste a note on her mirror telling her that you love her. A picture is worth a thousand words, paint her a watercolor. Leave her a flower and a sincere note.


5. Spend quality time with her. Turning off the T.V., grabbing a blanket, and lying with her beneath the stars can mean more than expensive jewelry. Diamonds may last forever, but all you have is a lifetime.


6. Let her know exactly how you feel. Look within. Exactly what does this woman mean to you? Write it down. Give it to her.
   

Tips



1. Women are different than men. While a man's focus is primarily on the physical aspects of a relationship, showing a woman that you respect and care for the sensual things will go a very long way.


2. Never lie to her. Lying to a woman is a sure way to lose her respect.


3. Step in and help her without being asked. Show her that you are there for her.

Warnings

Be sincere in all that you do. Never do something for a woman just because you feel that you are "duty-bound." Acts of kindness must come from within, never from obligation.

How to Pick Up a Girl

There are plenty of people who are good at picking up girls...but they aren't good at explaining what they do. Don't fool yourself into thinking that you're either destined to be good with girls, or you aren't. PICKING UP GIRLS IS A SKILL ANYONE CAN LEARN.

Steps



1. Girls are everywhere! Don't get sucked in to thinking that you can only find girls to date when you're out at a party or at the bar. They're on the street, in a store, in class, everywhere you go. Just go out into the world and pay closer attention.


2. Go talk to her! There's a guy named Mystery who came up with something called the 3 second rule. Pretty much, what it says is, if you see a girl you think is cute, three seconds after you think that, you should go up and start talking to her.


3. What to say. Guys are tripped up by this all the time. A good place to start is by using what's called a "neutral-opinion opener." What that means is you ask her a question about something that has nothing to do with you. It can be simple ("What do you think of this place?") or elaborate ("Did you see the fight outside? There were these two girls, and they were totally fighting over this guy...but the guy was really scrawny and wimpy looking...it was crazy..." but it really doesn't matter what you say.


4. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!! Girls (especially hot girls) get hit on almost every day, and they know why you came up to talk to them. Whoever this girl is isn't paying as much attention to what you're saying as she is to the way you're saying it (are you confident? comfortable? Are your shoulders hunched over, or back?) Do your best to appear comfortable, and she'll feel comfortable too. She's looking for a guy who is calm, cool, and in control...so be that guy


5. Do something novel. A really pretty girl has people telling her all the time how hot she is, how cute she is, how nice she is...and she's gotten used to it. If you become the next guy to come up and tell her how pretty she is, she'll appreciate the compliment, but she won't date you. I'm ***NOT*** saying to be mean...but you should be more casual. Make a little joke at her expense..not something huge or insulting (David DeAngelo would say something like "Wow, that's a big purse! Do you have a gun in there?" or if she's dressed up "I like your shoes...they look really comfortable") Not anything about her appearance, though..that's just mean.


6. Just be yourself! If you've ever asked a girl what to do to meet a girl, she'll probably say "just be yourself." You may think that means that if you feel nervous, and that you want to tell her again how pretty she is (for the 40th time) that you should...but that's NOT what she means. She means to treat her normally...almost like one of your guy friends. If you're at the bar, and she asks you to get her a napkin...she's probably just asking to see if you'll jump through a hoop for her. Don't do it! You wouldn't break your back to do that for one of your good friends...don't treat her differently!


7. Keep up the banter Once you're talking, keep it up. You may want to come up with some stories about you that are funny or interesting, or that display an interesting side to you. Try to not fall into the interview technique (asking things like: What do you do? Where do you live? Where did you go to school? If you're stuck, turn those interview questions into statements, like "You look like you're from New York" or "I bet you're an event planner")


8. Ask for her number! After a few minutes, if you're having a good time, cut things off on a high note, and ask for her number. Say that you're having a great time, but you need to get back to your friends (or whatever else you were about to do before you started talking to her). If she says she doesn't want to give you her number, you can joke with her and say that you promise to only call her 50 times a day, but that's all. You could also just get her email address (almost everyone has one, and is OK with handing it out, especially for a charming guy like yourself)

Tips



1. Practice! Start flirting with as many girls as you can...ESPECIALLY, at first, with girls you aren't all that interested in. The girl at the check out line at the store, the clerk at the gas station, the girl at the drive through window. Everyone likes to flirt, and you'll be getting better with each interaction


2. Don't take it personally There are times where a girl may be rude, or cold, or downright hostile. Don't take it personally. She doesn't know you...you just started talking to her. Also, some pretty girls are just mean to guys when they first walk up and start flirting with them....this is a defense from having been hit on so many times before. It's a little test to weed out the insecure guys who aren't worth her time. By the same token, though, if she's not interested...she's not interested. Find another girl.


3. STUDY There are a lot of brilliant people out there who can help you learn this stuff. Mystery of the Mystery Method, David Deangelo of Double your Dating, Lance Mason of Pickup 101 among many other very talented people. Find their tapes, books, CDs, seminars, or whatever you can get. There are also forums out there with advice for people on how to get better at this.


4. If you feel too cheeky asking for a girls number or email address after a few minutes try and find out what local bars she frequents - or where you might be able to arrange another 'suprise' meeting. This will appeal to her romantic ideals of a spontaneous, fate-like encounter.

Warnings

A lot of people, especially girls, don't like the idea of learning how to pick up girls. They think it's misogynist and cheap. There are pick up artists like this...but it doesn't have to always be that way. Those same girls (if they're single) are waiting for the right guy to sweep them off their feet...to charm them, and woo them and make them feel special and beautiful...and that's what you can do with this kind of information if you use it wisely.

Jokes for studzzz

The young man was terrified about the first time he’d have sex with his girlfriend as he was sure his penis was too small. Eventually, he realized he couldn’t put it off forever, and nervously asked her back to his place. Tentatively, he began to take off his clothes, then turned the lights down low. Carefully, he started to peel off her clothes and caress her. Nervously, he finally put his erection in her hand and hoped that she might not notice its size.
“No thanks,” she said. “I don’t smoke.”

Stargazers thrilled by lunar eclipse

A dark red shadow crept across the moon Saturday during the first total lunar eclipse in nearly three years, thrilling stargazers and astronomers around the world.

Lunar eclipses occur when Earth passes between the sun and the moon, an uncommon event because the moon spends most of its time either above or below the plane of Earth's orbit.

Sunlight still reaches the moon during total eclipses, but it is refracted through Earth's atmosphere, bathing the moon in an eerie reddish light.

Residents of east Asia saw the eclipse cut short by moonset, while those in the eastern parts of North and South America had the moon already partially or totally eclipsed by the time it rose over the horizon in the evening.

While eastern Australia, Alaska and New Zealand missed Saturday's show, they will have front-row seats to the next total lunar eclipse, on August 28.