是时候澄清

当事实越描越黑时，真的是时候澄清。

最近可能受的刺激很大，所以在行为举动上真的失常。可能完全无法接受自己在人际关系方面的处理吧。刚和蕙彦通电，令我看开了点，思路开始较清楚。和她交谈后往往回觉得自己已经长大了，需要变得成熟些似的。

今天放学后听到了些超难听的话，觉得自己一路来都好像交错朋友似的，既然可以从他的口里听到那么难听的话。就好像在台上无缘无故被刮了一巴似的。没有想到一个我把他当成知己的好朋友既然可以以那种想法来想我，彻底失望。伟鸿既然可以把我一路来都不想讲出口的话短短几秒讲完出来。哇，真爽快，看着育才那种很久都没看过的无辜表情，简直是...畅快！

我承认我从来没有一个可以谈心事的知己，男生来说，育才是第一个我认识的。我的人和别人不同的是我都会对一些对我很好的朋友更好十倍、百倍。可能我对朋友的那份关心有时会让人感觉很 “畏”，可是没办法，我的思想就是比较开放，开放到有时自己也讨厌自己。我完全不觉得关心就只可以是女生对男生而不可以是男生对男生。换句话来说，有时男生也不代表不可以像女生那样关心男生，关心是无分性别的。

我本身是一个多年不交朋友的人，对‘友情的关心’的这份关心我也当然比一般人渴望得多。对我来说，当我越得不到的东西，我会觉得也有人和我一样得不到，而我唯一能做到的就是尽我所能让别人得到这些我得不到的东西以满足自己；当我得不到友情上的关心，我就会尽力关心别人，让他们得到关心而不至于觉得想我那样孤单。可能就是因为我这样的性格，让人觉得我很不像一个男生，因为我的那份关心是很超出友谊的关心的。

过分的关心真的令人讨厌吗？

最近都被人投诉我乱 gay 人，大小通杀，原因是我乱摸人，整人，太像小孩子，不正经，而且摸的是男的。
“摸人” 这各名词太严重了，对我来说只是因为我都没话题可讨论没东西可做，无聊过头玩下而已。另外一个原因是我都有调戏可爱的人的怪癖，所以才让你们觉得我很 gay。

虽然我不歧视 gay 但被人长期这样说，就好像被人说我常进女厕一样，或我不能生孩子一样，那种长期的不正确说法可能就造成我的心理越不平衡。对我来说，可能调戏人就是唯一看到人笑的最直接方法吧！是，我是奇怪的人。可能，我正找回我失去的朋友乐趣吧！

说了那么久可能你会觉得我是一个很“畏”、很不能接近的人吧，可能真的是吧，那我就得认命了。
我总觉得一个男生无论对男女都要一视同仁，而不是说对女的就要特别好，对男的就随便算了；而当一个男的对你好少少，你就说他是 gay 的... 朋友，可以想开点吗？

我这几天都想找个人来揍，打个痛快，想要从工艺楼跳下来，把我的神经弄回正常点，或死掉算了。这么冷酷的世界，好难挣开双眼活着哦！

真的真的很希望当事人或任何人能懂我在想什么，有吗？


by the five 中最没用的那个.

The Road Not Taken (Remixed Edition)

There are two paths before me,
One with dir-path well traveled,
And the other with grass lush and green-virgin,
And there I stood wondering which path to take.

It was so easy to follow what others did,
Just take the path well traveled,
It will be easy on the feet and burden of the body
Yet where's the sense of adventure I can't find it.

Yet the green path calls,
So lush and juicy were the grass,
calling and begging for their first adventurer,
like a virgin calling out for her first night (in spring).

I wondered then alone,
To step on the dirt path,
Or to take the virginity of the green grass,
since both options seemd to be nice.

Yet as time ran out,
One thought came to my mind,
I looked around me and stared at th two paths.,
And found out that I was lost.

For I've never seen the two paths before,
WTF WT WTF WTF.

A Joke Quite Cold

Once upon a time,there lived an ant and a grasshopper.
The grasshopper does nothing else but jump around and play. On the other
hand, the ant is so hardworking, looking for food all day long and store
them in it's nest.
Looking at his hardworking friend working so hard, the grasshopper ask,
"Hey, Ant! U dun have to relax ah? Always busy one. Come and play with me
lah."To which the ant replied, "I can't lah i have to store all these food."

"Haiyah! Relax lah. Why u bother storing all these food? When u hungry den
go find lah." the grasshopper told the ant again.
"Eh,cannot lah. I have to standby for the coming winter season.Then I no
need to panick mah. I think u oso must standby u know." the ant telling his
friend.
"Where got time...I go play better. U wanna store food u go ahead lah. I
continue playing ok.. bye!" And hop goes the grasshopper.
The Ant is a hardworking guy... oops i mean insect.
Not like thegrasshopper who is so lazy. And so as days, weeks, months go
by,the winter still has not come yet but the ant is still seen searching and
storing food.
The two friends happen to meet again. "Hey Ant! U stil haven't finished
storing food ah? Last time all the food all go where? So fast finish
ah?"asked grasshopper.
"I got keep but all overdue liao. So cannot eat anymore. All because winter
not here yet. Now i have to go and look for new food." sighed the ant.
"But ant ah.. U dun mind i ask ah.. Did u ever have athought that Malaysia
where got winter?" ask the grasshopper again.
"AHHHH????!!!!!" the ant was shocked!


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When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here," she said. "You must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony, but manages to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?"

"Tarzan check for bees."

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Little Mary always fell asleep at Sunday school so the nun asked him, "Who was our Lord and Savior?" Little Johnny who sat behind her took out a pin and pokes her in the butt, making Mary yell "Jesus Christ!"

Very good says the teacher. Mary falls back asleep. So the nun wakes her back up and asks, "Who created the universe?" Little Johnny pokes her in the butt with a pin again, making Mary yell, "God Almighty!"

The teacher says very good. And unconvinced that Mary would stay awake, she asks Mary, "What did Eve say to Adam after giving birth?" Little Mary jumped out of her seat and yells, "If you shove that thing in my butt one more time I'm gonna break it in half and shove it down youre throat."

Preview

Greetings once more guys and galz. The first few pages were only the appetizers, more stuff is coming on like... TOTALLY, so just sit gith and enjoy... TOTALLY!!

Muarian Rap

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How to Show a Woman That You Care for Her

Have a special someone in mind? Wish to strengthen a friendship or relationship? Follow these simple steps to show a woman that you care for her.

Steps



1. Pay attention to her. Every time she is speaking to you, make an effort to look her in the eyes and understand what she is saying. If you do not understand, tell her. This will show her that you are listening and would like to hear what she has to say.


2. Be trustworthy. Prove yourself to her daily. If you give her your word that you will be there for her, follow through. How can anyone care for someone they lie to?


3. Respect her mind, body, and soul. She is a different individual. There are many paths of life and hers may be differing from yours. Accept her and cherish her for who she is.


4. Perform random acts of kindness. Be creative. Call her at work and tell her that you are thinking about her. Paste a note on her mirror telling her that you love her. A picture is worth a thousand words, paint her a watercolor. Leave her a flower and a sincere note.


5. Spend quality time with her. Turning off the T.V., grabbing a blanket, and lying with her beneath the stars can mean more than expensive jewelry. Diamonds may last forever, but all you have is a lifetime.


6. Let her know exactly how you feel. Look within. Exactly what does this woman mean to you? Write it down. Give it to her.
   

Tips



1. Women are different than men. While a man's focus is primarily on the physical aspects of a relationship, showing a woman that you respect and care for the sensual things will go a very long way.


2. Never lie to her. Lying to a woman is a sure way to lose her respect.


3. Step in and help her without being asked. Show her that you are there for her.

Warnings

Be sincere in all that you do. Never do something for a woman just because you feel that you are "duty-bound." Acts of kindness must come from within, never from obligation.

How to Pick Up a Girl

There are plenty of people who are good at picking up girls...but they aren't good at explaining what they do. Don't fool yourself into thinking that you're either destined to be good with girls, or you aren't. PICKING UP GIRLS IS A SKILL ANYONE CAN LEARN.

Steps



1. Girls are everywhere! Don't get sucked in to thinking that you can only find girls to date when you're out at a party or at the bar. They're on the street, in a store, in class, everywhere you go. Just go out into the world and pay closer attention.


2. Go talk to her! There's a guy named Mystery who came up with something called the 3 second rule. Pretty much, what it says is, if you see a girl you think is cute, three seconds after you think that, you should go up and start talking to her.


3. What to say. Guys are tripped up by this all the time. A good place to start is by using what's called a "neutral-opinion opener." What that means is you ask her a question about something that has nothing to do with you. It can be simple ("What do you think of this place?") or elaborate ("Did you see the fight outside? There were these two girls, and they were totally fighting over this guy...but the guy was really scrawny and wimpy looking...it was crazy..." but it really doesn't matter what you say.


4. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!! Girls (especially hot girls) get hit on almost every day, and they know why you came up to talk to them. Whoever this girl is isn't paying as much attention to what you're saying as she is to the way you're saying it (are you confident? comfortable? Are your shoulders hunched over, or back?) Do your best to appear comfortable, and she'll feel comfortable too. She's looking for a guy who is calm, cool, and in control...so be that guy


5. Do something novel. A really pretty girl has people telling her all the time how hot she is, how cute she is, how nice she is...and she's gotten used to it. If you become the next guy to come up and tell her how pretty she is, she'll appreciate the compliment, but she won't date you. I'm ***NOT*** saying to be mean...but you should be more casual. Make a little joke at her expense..not something huge or insulting (David DeAngelo would say something like "Wow, that's a big purse! Do you have a gun in there?" or if she's dressed up "I like your shoes...they look really comfortable") Not anything about her appearance, though..that's just mean.


6. Just be yourself! If you've ever asked a girl what to do to meet a girl, she'll probably say "just be yourself." You may think that means that if you feel nervous, and that you want to tell her again how pretty she is (for the 40th time) that you should...but that's NOT what she means. She means to treat her normally...almost like one of your guy friends. If you're at the bar, and she asks you to get her a napkin...she's probably just asking to see if you'll jump through a hoop for her. Don't do it! You wouldn't break your back to do that for one of your good friends...don't treat her differently!


7. Keep up the banter Once you're talking, keep it up. You may want to come up with some stories about you that are funny or interesting, or that display an interesting side to you. Try to not fall into the interview technique (asking things like: What do you do? Where do you live? Where did you go to school? If you're stuck, turn those interview questions into statements, like "You look like you're from New York" or "I bet you're an event planner")


8. Ask for her number! After a few minutes, if you're having a good time, cut things off on a high note, and ask for her number. Say that you're having a great time, but you need to get back to your friends (or whatever else you were about to do before you started talking to her). If she says she doesn't want to give you her number, you can joke with her and say that you promise to only call her 50 times a day, but that's all. You could also just get her email address (almost everyone has one, and is OK with handing it out, especially for a charming guy like yourself)

Tips



1. Practice! Start flirting with as many girls as you can...ESPECIALLY, at first, with girls you aren't all that interested in. The girl at the check out line at the store, the clerk at the gas station, the girl at the drive through window. Everyone likes to flirt, and you'll be getting better with each interaction


2. Don't take it personally There are times where a girl may be rude, or cold, or downright hostile. Don't take it personally. She doesn't know you...you just started talking to her. Also, some pretty girls are just mean to guys when they first walk up and start flirting with them....this is a defense from having been hit on so many times before. It's a little test to weed out the insecure guys who aren't worth her time. By the same token, though, if she's not interested...she's not interested. Find another girl.


3. STUDY There are a lot of brilliant people out there who can help you learn this stuff. Mystery of the Mystery Method, David Deangelo of Double your Dating, Lance Mason of Pickup 101 among many other very talented people. Find their tapes, books, CDs, seminars, or whatever you can get. There are also forums out there with advice for people on how to get better at this.


4. If you feel too cheeky asking for a girls number or email address after a few minutes try and find out what local bars she frequents - or where you might be able to arrange another 'suprise' meeting. This will appeal to her romantic ideals of a spontaneous, fate-like encounter.

Warnings

A lot of people, especially girls, don't like the idea of learning how to pick up girls. They think it's misogynist and cheap. There are pick up artists like this...but it doesn't have to always be that way. Those same girls (if they're single) are waiting for the right guy to sweep them off their feet...to charm them, and woo them and make them feel special and beautiful...and that's what you can do with this kind of information if you use it wisely.

Jokes for studzzz

The young man was terrified about the first time he’d have sex with his girlfriend as he was sure his penis was too small. Eventually, he realized he couldn’t put it off forever, and nervously asked her back to his place. Tentatively, he began to take off his clothes, then turned the lights down low. Carefully, he started to peel off her clothes and caress her. Nervously, he finally put his erection in her hand and hoped that she might not notice its size.
“No thanks,” she said. “I don’t smoke.”

Stargazers thrilled by lunar eclipse

A dark red shadow crept across the moon Saturday during the first total lunar eclipse in nearly three years, thrilling stargazers and astronomers around the world.

Lunar eclipses occur when Earth passes between the sun and the moon, an uncommon event because the moon spends most of its time either above or below the plane of Earth's orbit.

Sunlight still reaches the moon during total eclipses, but it is refracted through Earth's atmosphere, bathing the moon in an eerie reddish light.

Residents of east Asia saw the eclipse cut short by moonset, while those in the eastern parts of North and South America had the moon already partially or totally eclipsed by the time it rose over the horizon in the evening.

While eastern Australia, Alaska and New Zealand missed Saturday's show, they will have front-row seats to the next total lunar eclipse, on August 28.

Windows Vista Beta: A lot like Mac OS X

After playing around with my newly-installed copy of Windows Vista Beta 2 for a couple of hours, the thought that kept popping up in my head over and over again like a persistent mole was: "Wow, that's a lot like the Mac."

From the emphasis on searching and not browsing (Spotlight) to the Windows Sidebar (Dashboard) which runs Gadgets (Widgets), to the built-in Windows Calendar (iCal), the similarities are striking. Come look with me, after the jump.

Widgets and Gadgets

Mac OS X Dashboard widgets:

Windows Vista Sidebar with Gadgets (just two letters off!):

Home directory view

Mac OS X Finder:

Windows Vista Explorer:

Built-in calendar

Mac OS X iCal:

Windows Calendar:

Search don't browse

Mac OS X Spotlight:

Windows Vista (no longer) Start menu search:

Now, don't get me wrong: tech products have been stealing adapting one another's ideas since the dawn of computing. Hell, Lifehacker didn't invent the weblog, or even the term "life hack"! So our glass house couldn't survive any thrown stones. We're just saying. — Gina Trapani

Windows Vista：为什么Mac OS X会赢 ?

在消费者操作系统市场上，微软的份额正在逐渐减少，而苹果却在不断增加。之所以如此，相信原因很多，不过大部分原因可以被归结为：Mac OS较为简单，而Windows太过于复杂。

这也许就是微软花了如此高昂的成本来让Vista升级，却未取得好结果的原因了。

直到现在，即便专家也不能明确的告知每一个Vista版本之间的区别何在，以及升级版本的基本需求。因而普通消费者被挡在门外也就不足为奇了。

让我在极短的时间内解释一下。不过，我们应该先回顾一下Windows Vista推出时的惨败。

升级版本混乱

新闻机构早在几年前就开始报道Vista。过去几个月，新闻机构都在报道其升级版本，微软的相关机构就开始造势让用户检验自己的Windows XP或者2000是否合法。

最初，一些新闻报道称，Vista的升级版本需要用户输入一串XP激活码(也就是在安装XP之前输入的字母和数字的组合)。而后，我们被告知不需要重新输入激活码，而要在Vista安装时插入XP光盘。此星期初，一些网站报道，之前需要计算机上必须安装XP的需求，以及硬盘重新安装系统都可以实现。

如果你不知道哪一种升级策略是真的，你也不要灰心，相信除了微软的人，没人明白。

微软带来了这一场混乱，导致用户没有人能够理解Vista升级版本的需求如何。

与此同时，升级版本也成了毒药：

- 熟悉Windows的用户知道如果你希望Windows更好的运行，你最好将硬盘格式化，而后重装系统。升级版本需要你安装了XP/2000和Vista，这就将系统安装时间无形中延长了一倍。

-升级版本需要你检测你原先Windows XP/2000安装光盘。绝大部分人会从PC销售商那里获得“修复光盘”，不过安装后它通常都包括附带多个其他程序。

-据Vista终端用户许可协议(EULA)称，使用XP或者2000的光盘来进行Vista升级，会将XP激活码变得无效。EULA表示，一旦升级，此协议会取代之前安装系统的协议。在你安装后，你也许就不能使用你原来的系统了。一些博客和新闻组的作者猜测，在Vista双启动安装时，你可能无法使用无效的XP许可。计算机世界就此联系微软，但是未获得任何答复。这也就意味着，又一种Vista混乱出来了。

-许多用户丢失了，或者在购买时并未提供PC安装光盘。因为他们系统上已经安装了XP或者2000，他们决定省钱，购买一个升级版本。如果他们的硬盘出了问题，或者他们需要重新格式化，那他就必须购买第二个Vista光盘，而这次就是完全版本。

几年后，未来的PC的硬件也许XP和2000就无法支持了。如果现在用户购买了升级版本，那么今后购买计算机后，选择转移Vista许可就行了。Vista升级版本需要的XP/2000安装证明是问题不少。

这拥有一个广泛的工作区，帮助用户在无XP的环境下安装Vista的升级版本。它涉及，本质上，安装Vista两次。你可以在计算机世界全面Vista升级指导中找到工作区。当然，微软是否认为这个工作区合法，我们不得而知。


article randomly picked by Aaron.

Greetings from the Five

Welcome, welcome to Studs and Sluts.

I, Ardelus as the spokesperson of the Five bid you welcome to this blog.

Firstly, before you are tempted to click the 'BACK' button on your browser, or before you start fantasizing about all sorts of fantasy material you are about to encounter, I must make a tiny clarification.

The idea of Studs and Sluts is not aimed for pornographic or degrading material, nor is it meant for any explicit content. Studs and Sluts brings a new point of view from the eyes of the Five. From our eyes, we see death, doom, pain, humour, madness, sadism, fun and craze in everything on this earth, and we are now ready to share it with the world.

In time, the Five will reveal each of their perosnalities and opinions. We serve no purpose of propaganda or verbal assault, merely telling the world our opinions (which you might all find amusing in the long run).

Secondly, Studs and Sluts advertises the latest trends and products for people from every social level. Observe the ads floating around in the page and you will find the latest information for whatever product you might be looking for.

Seeing this is the first day for the blog to come online, the page is still mainly under construction. Soon, the page will be redesigned and tools that allow interaction between the Four and all of you shall be made available.

The Five looks forward to meeting all of you net-surfers soon.

Signed, Ardelus Nightmare-Bearer
One of the Five